Two buffalo were munching prairie grass in the cloudless, quiet morning, when in the distance came thundering hooves and a cloud of dust, which drew nearer and louder until a cowboy drew his horse to a stop nearby, and spat tobacco in the dirt.

God damn if you two ain't the ugliest, nastiest, smelliest, most stupid-looking freaks of nature I ever done seen. Yer eyes are too close together, yer backs got an ugly hump, yer half-bald and ya smell like manure dipped on dog ****. You look stupid, dumb, and ugly wrapped into one. I can't imagine more loathsome, disgusting critters than you." With that, the cowboy turned his horse about and galloped away.

As the dust settled once more, one buffalo stopped chewing and quietly said to the other, "You know, I believe we just heard a discouraging word."