Originally Posted by
ExAF
Welcome to the club. Reminds me of the SNL skit where Steve Martin is welcoming the other "7 times host" to the "elite" club.

Now get a cart over to the nearest commissary and start ramming the active duty folks!

Also, every time you bump into a guy in uniform at the commissary, tell him how you used to be in the service and every place you were stationed. When it gets awkward (usually almost immediately), keep talking.