A lot of new pilots lack perspective--that's understandable during your first few years of airline flying--but thankfully, that lack of perspective is usually accompanied by an attitude of humility and a willingness to learn.

In this case, I'd say, wait until you've deiced a few times before telling us all how it works. Just for the sake of the pilots who will be sitting next to you, consider the possibility that perhaps you don't have it all figured out quite yet.