There's nothing cooler than airline pilots.

Except airline pilots who ride motorcycles.

(I tried the motorcycle thing at Wally World Regional Airlines when I lived in a rented box apartment and made $13k/yr. Didn't work then, won't work now.

Why in god's name would a Delta pilot consider this? Just watch that Tom Hanks movie "The Terminal", live in the airport, and you'll have a smoking hot C Zeta-Jones fa eating out of your hand in no time.)