I’ve said something similar before in this thread. The destination really doesn’t matter. The only time my wife sees the inside of a hotel room is on some version of vacation for her. So when I go on a trip and call her from my hotel in Cincinnati, she thinks I’m on vacation because I “get to stay in a hotel”. Been married 23 years and a working pilot that entire time. This mindset is not changing.

But as captjns points out, no reason to stoke that envy.