That’s the wrong way to go about it. I’m not one to glorify drinking, but so much better off to drive home, put the keys away & have a drink or 3.
Waiting in line to exit the lot? What’s one to do when the freeway is at a standstill as 4 lanes funnel into 2 for an accident?
You never know how things will turn out, remember the first reports of the pilot in the window at the airport hotel? I’m sure with a little coin one can find an attorney to start ‘explaining things’.
Just to give it light thought beforehand, no way to think that is going to turn out well.