On a serious note, anyone else notice all the major media outlets calling this a “bizarre axe attack” in the headlines. As if a United pilot went full Texas chainsaw massacre on someone.

It was a parking gate. Where’s the accountability for misleading press like this… rhetorical question… grumble grumble

On a less serious note, wouldn’t it have been fun to be in the truck first in line at the parking gate and have a front row seat