Originally Posted by DeltaboundRedux

While I hate to get into intergenrational sniping, it occurred to me the other day that:

The old pilots want the hat because it covers their bald spot(s)

The young pilots put a lot of work into that glorious mane of hair, and a hat screws it up.

(Enjoy it while it lasts, you lucky bastards. Male pattern baldness eventually comes for most of us)