No idea if this is accurate, because, internet.

https://www.thrillist.com/news/natio...twitter-debate

Apparently peanut butter is now a "liquid".

3.4 oz, only, out of uniform. Top secret KCM guidelines forbid me from stating what quantities of PB (and possibly, J) properly vetted, badged, and uniform may take into the secure area.

(Wasn't this a SNL skit?)

((George Washington Carver wept.))