I'm bored at the crashpad.

And I actually flew a 3 day this summer with a FO that if they are not Downwithnarita, they are their brother from another mother. Or sister from another mister.

But totally not trolling. They refused to eat a crew meal (legit nice 1st class on a transcon) because they didn't get the right cutlery.

Day 2 at MSP "hey man Im gonna hit Dunkin Donuts or Caribou, Want anything?" Then unleashed diatribe about how their coffee is for peasants. Could've just said no.

And tried to correct me on my gym attire. Which was a pair of Fox MTB padded shorts and a team tshirt from the motocross team my wife works for. And New Balance 993s while riding a peloton for an hour.

I'm not kidding. I became a slam clicker for that trip.