Ah, many years ago, laying over in TYS where there isn't a whole lot to do at the airport, the captain asked the F/A crew down for free beer and free eats at the local Mexican restaurant (of course it wasn't going to be too costly). Now we have all heard the excuses, "do our fingernails, or got to get up early, really tired, have to study for recurrent, yadi, yadi, yadi." But I had never heard, and I quote--we are planning to go to WalMart, sorry.

Ooh, right in the back.