Are you a pilot
Shouldn't you be up front
Do you like to fly
How long have you been a pilot
What causes the bumps
What route are you on
When will they let you fly the big planes (when I was at a regional)
Oh, so you're not a pilot (when discovering I'm an FO)
I bet you'd rather be up front
Me: Yeah
Because you don't like not bing in control...
Me: No, because you are annoying the jesus H Fu out of me! (no I didn't actually say that)

And then I discovered the joy of putting on headphones as soon as I sit down whether I'm listening to something or not.