The movie "Airplane!" did it for me. After that movie I knew that sitting on the couch eating Cheetos would never be the same unless I could apply myself to a career that would allow me to continue my slacker lifestyle.

It wasn't easy I had to concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...