Dear Hon Senator Snort,
Congratulations on your 82nd birthday.
We will keep this simple. We want to pay taxes until we die.
We are offering to surrender the benefits we have earned to the good of the general Treasury. Last we saw you had spent $4 trillion that you don't have. Let our employers help you out with that.
Sincerely,
Bob
Libertarian, President, Chairman, Grand Potentiate & Captain of the Fly till we Die Committee, LLC