Age 67 schemers' exuses:

"Mentoring!"
"Pilot shortage!"
"Safety!"
[insert whatever other faux-altrustic prevarications they can think of here]

Also age 67 schemers:

"BUT WE DID'T GET THE FOURTH PILLAR!
"WE DESERVE MORE MONEY BECAUSE (REASONS)!!"
"WHAT IF THE YOUNG PILOTS HAVE A BETTER CAREER THAN WE DID?"
"WAAAAAH!"

So which is it...the top list, or the bottom list? I think we all know the answer.