The above posting is absolutely, positively true to the last detail.

I can add:

If you happen to be flying the grandkids to Aspen via private aircraft, you also get to babysit them while you are there.

You will be conditioned to gag at the smell of burned coffee.

When I was a kid, I got to take a few flights in corporate jets. I decided that I wanted to be the guy up front. After I became the guy up front, I realized that it was a heck of a lot better being the guy in back.