Hey, I dislike unfounded rumors as much as the next skeptic. I'm just telling you I have a friend who's going to class on the EMB due to the future closing of the ORD CR7 base.
Also, you might want to be careful starting rumors, as far-fetched and transparently sarcastic as they may be. I can tell you from experience that a few of the mods around here were not gifted with a sense of humor when they were hatched.