Originally Posted by DAL4EVER

United has hairdressers that would be afraid to to run over anything.

AA guys would fight over which part of the animal to run over and miss it altogether. They would then pull off to the side of the road and whip each other over who caused the failed kill.

DAL guys are used to driving the Ram powered Hemi through swamp bogs so the possum won't be a problem.

NWA guys take a state holiday to celebrate hunting season and the Motor City Madman's "You've got to kill it before you can grill it" philosophy.