Old 04-10-2024 | 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by TiredSoul
Not exclusive to Atlas but I’ll post it here.
One rule: it’s gotta be funny. If you can’t write or bore people to sleep ask someone to type it for you.

Long story short: langoustine seafood dish in Italy that made me fart in my mouth.
Like seriously I’d burp and it would smell like a fart and taste like one.
Not talking baby farts either, I’m talking grown up Grizzly bear farts.
We had an entire Atlantic crossing with the Captain gagging every time I burped.
I’d be like BRAAAH….yeah that’s a bad one smack smack smack.
He’s heaving, now it’s funny….then not so much…it was traumatic.
A Michelin-starred restaurant once got my caviar order wrong. I hate when they serve Kaluga when I asked for Beluga.
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