I assume at this point that at least 50 percent of this story is pilot lore spread around the sewing circle like wildfire in places like this. I don't even care what is truth and fiction at this point.
United pilots, I fly heavily to most of your hubs and welcome at least 1 or 2 of you every single trip. You are more than welcome to sit anywhere on my airplane. The many should never pay for the sins of the one. No bribes necessary. I just ask the same in return. I would even welcome the young lady in question, but not before having a long chat behind a closed door with someone else present.