Forget Bald - That isn't it. It tells me a lot about a someone when they wear a hat. A lot of us have had to wear that thing in other jobs, and there is NO WAY to convince me that anyone wears that annoying thing without it being all about IMAGE!

Can you imagine wasting your time going to get the hat or care enough about the thing to buy a cover --- let alone keep track of it getting on and off the plane?