In SLC, a female ground controller pipes up to SKYW aircraft taxiing:

ATC: SKYW, hurry, I've only got 5 minutes to get you off. (flow to SFO)

Many aircraft respond: I don't need the whole five minutes...I'm next...etc...

ATC: You guys are nasty...then a male controller takes over...

I had to stop taxiing since I was laughing so hard.