Originally Posted by Lowslung

Easy fix:

”Henceforth, one each, unopened bottles of Cholula, Sriracha, and Tabasco will be included in each blue bag delivered to the aircraft. Additionally, no fewer than two each high density plastic forks, knives, and spoons per pilot will be delivered with catering as no self respecting soul should be forced to attempt to eat a meal with wooden cutlery.”

You’re welcome.