Word on the street is that the LEAP engines need to be cold-soaked for operational longevity (I'm not an engineer, I'm just repeating what I've heard), and the Embraers are kind of in the same category. I know there are some straight wing 900s available. They would actually work pretty well, although you guys will hate the comm radios.

Edit: And a 9' longboard would fit easily in the cargo pits.