Try Color, the new tigheter AI for trolls. Quantum Chromo Dynamics, bring it on dude. String Theory, sure. Why not. I know what the biggest problem with string theory is and it's about the basic concept of physics. Any guess? Or should we talk about spin states of neutrons? Is acoustics your thing? ahhh, maybe not (listening). Dam, I like acoustics. What a shame. How about personal accomplishments, like finishing H.S. in 3 years or finishing college at 20 with a BS in Physics.

Still doesn't make me an expert on contract, labor, or transportation law. Presumably, MaxHeadroom here got his BS in Physics at 19, MS in something new and novel, J.D. at some prestigious school and had enough time to fly the line here at Purple to tell us all how it is. Red paper correspondence, "dr****" deals in dark parking lots, union treasurer flying draft whilst collecting union pay, Doctor Dimento, the union management treadmill, and the beat goes on. Come on Max, tell us cretins all about these things and string theory too.

Or is that .......to?