Yes it's kind of my poor attempt at satire.
I want to please as much of the pilot group as we can, but when it comes to the amount of food at satellite bases: it's a zero sum game with their colleagues at the hubs.......not everyone gets this. The block hours out of satellites don't just come out of nowhere.

As someone has said, it's not going to be the 20 year widebody FO's. It's a lot of post pandemic hires, where presumably (excluding Envoy, PSA, Piedmontflow flows) they would have had thier choice of AA or any other place with a domecile there.......

Commuting and domecile location........ these are fairly easy things to discover it's not as if this is the 15th century and we don't know about the shape of the earth.