Darling Margi, my sweetest thorn!

Oh, how your conspiracy-laden missives brighten my days like confetti in a hurricane! Your dedication to stalking my every comment is simply fabulous. Thank you for daily laughs, please don’t stop : )

Let me serve you some simplified truth, since you seem to struggle with complexity:

- Regarding unions - I'm staying out of it, otherwise my comments here would be self-serving. We have the option to establish our own independent union - it's been successfully done before by other groups. We don’t necessarily have to be non-union during the transition/negotiation phase.

- Your persistent delusions about my identity are giving me life! If you're questioning my Allegiant pilot credentials, PM me - test me with any anything you like. And hey, who wouldn't want to be a "Margaritaville Certified Pilot"? It's quite amusing!

- While ALPA doesn't interest me personally, many pilots prefer the security of a large union. We'll put it to a democratic vote after the contract is signed, and I'm confident the company won't interfere with that process.

- Your accusations are simply to die for! Me, a union-busting lawyer with a burning account? A professional troll? Honey, I'm just a pilot living my best possible Allegiant life! Though I must say, being mistaken for a lawyer is oddly flattering - they do dress better!

- Since you are so obsessed with monitoring my posts addressed to others, I won't stop commenting in my own airline's forum. Are you trying to silence me? Did you get that straight of the Woke playbook?

My goal is simple: securing a better contract faster than our current negotiating committee.

I haven’t seen a single rational argument why that should not be possible.

XOXO,

Your favorite "Margaritaville Certified Pilot"