This grumpy old man is right! Everyone who flies should get their own private airplane, a 767 at least. You should be able to play badminton while you fly from NY to LA, and all the flight attendants should be supermodels. Chief Gordon Ramsey will create world class meals from scratch while on board. Nothing will ever go wrong with the plane and air traffic control will make sure you are at the front of the line to take off and land because YOU are important. If anything is out of sorts the pilot will get out of his seat and personally ask you what you think he should do. What should all this cost you ask. Well you get all of these features for the low price of 67cents each way.