Originally Posted by
CincoDeMayo
My uncle Ray was able to count cards in blackjack and had a trick where if you threw toothpicks on the ground, he could instantly tell you how many there were. But he was only able to drive a car while parked in the driveway and had a weird obsession with The People's Court and Judge Wapner.
Uh oooohhhh, five minutes till Wapner..... Definitely....definitely five minutes till Wapner...