At the wing ceremony is also a binding agreement not to be a social media pilot influencer.

No boiler plate Tik Tok/Insta reel titled My Day Flying;

getting out of bed, buttoning shirt
Pic of jet from terminal we’ve seen a million times
video entering cockpit
JEPPFDPro screenshot of the entire route
throwing hat onto hotel bed
food pic
narcissistic selfie
layover landmark like Golden Gate Bridge or Eifel Tower
Walk thru Terminal behind Boomer Capt who didn’t consent to being in your media empire production.

Also cringe hostage audience PAs at the gate or galley. So cool you are United’s first [insert obscure baseball style statistic demographic] and your path to United was an amazing trauma journey (2000TT) but the FA just wants to reclaim her workspace and install the girt bar.