I am getting really good at holding my breath waiting for a new contract. Gonna be awhile. We’re all in timeout with this contract, we’ve been very bad kids. Might get sent to our sleep rooms without any FedEx chocolate cake for desert, not that anyone but the intl guys would know what that is. They took away our TV privileges at the AOC awhile ago.

Speaking of being a kid, they do say that getting older is like a reverse childhood. Primary colors, naptime, soft foods, giving concessions just to get a bigger pension.