tsa is better than all of us, AND DONT EVER FORGET THAT

I was in Vegas and was told to get a jumpseat pass from the ticket agent, and when I told her I'd never done that before, she said "Well, I dunno if you know that McCarren is one of the largest airports in the world, and we have a lot of people coming in and out of here all day." I promplty responded with "Yea, I've never seen an airport this big. I just flew in from O'Hare which is pretty small and I didn't have to do that, they should take some lessons from you big guys!". Just got a nasty smirk, but some chuckles from other employees who were in the employee line