6. Women want to talk on the phone for hours, men dial, talk, and hang up in less than a minute.

God, it's annoying when my girlfriend, mom, or grandma call because they talk for HOURS. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind talking to them, or any other woman for that matter, but limit the call to 20 minutes or less. My girlfriend called me last Sunday for no reason, so we talked about "nothing" for well over two and a half hours. In contrast one of the last calls I had with a male friend went like this:

Friend: Wanna hang out?

Me: Sure, let's go to Chili's.

Friend: I'll be there in 15 minutes.

The call took less than 40 seconds.

Moral of the story: Keep it short, simple, and to the point.