a few of the 9E rumors over the last several years.....
1. We are buying Comair to solve our pilot shortage.
2. We are getting -900's and flying them for NWA next year (every year since 2000)
3. David White is on a slimfast commercial for losing 200 lbs
4. We hired two ex-Fedex guys for management, therefore they are FDX spies and FDX wants to buy us...
5. We are going to finally start hiring our FA's from the local "gentlemen's clubs" again...


personally I hope the number 5 rumor is the case....