Originally Posted by
flyguy81
Reverse engineering the LTP…there’s another SWA-ism. Lemme break out my abacus and protractor so I can determine to the foot when I have to go around. Like the dude next to you know WTF 3,752’ looks like at 150 mph.
I’m glad they don’t care about QOL or seniority. Be sure to make my feelings on that known. By exercising my right to use my sick bank how I see fit.
I perform an exhaustive briefing on the calculation of the LTP. PowerPoint, briefing cards (of my own design) and a short scored quiz complete this banquet of RRM deliciousness. I’ve named this process …… The Pineapple Feast.
Your LTP of 3,752’ is easily dispatched using my method - it’s the 75th centreline light. They are passing by at the rate of 5 per second. Massive quantities of caffeine and taurine must be consumed prior to landing. Correct dosage is indicated by pronounced eyeball jitter, moderate palsy and light drooling.