Want to be an airline pilot? Here's a little 'summation' of an airline pilots life:

Think 'bout it:

Drill instructor = management
Private Pyle = airline pilot
Obstacle = successful career

Take endless abuse, only to finally start to get up and ahead, only to fall down (furlough, or even moving on to 'bigger and better', but still at the bottom) and have to start over at the bottom in the trenches again, all the while still taking abuse! Harsh language in this, but damn it's funny!

"If God wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?!"

Hilarious. But sad because it's so true.

For the virgin ears out there, language warning:

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