Originally Posted by
RJSAviator76
Whack is married to a unicorn and she likes Miata as it's the perfect girlymobile. Whack is just a very supportive husband since no self-respecting dude would ever be caught dead in that thing unless it was to show respect and love to his unicorn.... or playing a prank by photobombing the picture of a unicorn in a girlymobile

That pretty much settles it. Beers on YOU at the bar, but don’t worry. I’ll bring my 35MM photo album of my unicorn sprawled out across the hood of my MX-5.
Expect an invitation to the next track day as well where I shall proceed to surgically annihilate your ass with said Miata you silly English pigdog.