No apology needed. If you have been betting against the US economy and markets as you claim you have since the GFC you are one of the worst financial decision makers to exist. If you are right next year, you’ll have still been wrong the last 15.

I applaud the troll job. You should be ignored outright, but we’ve all flown with someone like you and been stuck as a captive audience in the cockpit. So it’s believable enough of an act. Playing the composite character of a doomsday prepper and financial savant, you are swiping through photos on your iPad, showing us photos of your backyard bunker that we didn’t ask to see, while you miss radio calls from center.