Oh believe me…I wish I was joking. Unfortunately, Not-A-Captain Steve needs to rip off the elderly now that he can’t fly anymore. I’m guessing his social media money will dry up soon too.

Surprisingly, EPAS has found a way to out crazy that though. I’m genuinely surprised that even they would stoop low enough to team up with Moak. They were probably the most vocal critics of Moak, but now that he supports raising the age they will forget it all and hop in bed with him as soon as they can. One of the members even openly questioned it before their comment was deleted on bookface. After Moak, I’m totally convinced that if the Devil himself came up, MF and the rest of EPAS would gladly sign a deal just to “screw over junior”