I like the "Douche Bag" or "Bag de Douche" if you will.

BTW, I have to offer support for my tanker brethren on this one, never had a bad operational AR, and have done it plenty on the way to OEF stuff. Always got the gas, always a good experience with crews more than willing to give me more gas or drag me farther than intended several times. Sorry some dudes can't hack it.