Make an irrevocable loyalty oath to the company and union. In a sworn, witnessed, by, say, at lease 5 individuals, a notarized statement made before God, Country, your family, family pet, mistress(es) that:

1. You are of sound mind (compos mentis). Gotta have some legalese of sorts.
2. Whereas the mandatory retirement age may be raised beyond the current age 65 before your 65th birthday.
2. You shall retire on the date of the attainment of your 65th birthday regardless of the increase in the mandatory retirement age.
3. You willfully, and freely place your hand on this document before all witnesses.

Make a list of the Anti LEPFers. Assign a special union task force to keep track of those, avowed, violating their attestations.

That should solve the issue of anti LEPFers… right😂

Remember… just a satire folks.