Old 12-27-2025 | 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by captjns
Make an irrevocable loyalty oath to the company and union. In a sworn, witnessed, by, say, at lease 5 individuals, a notarized statement made before God, Country, your family, family pet, mistress(es) that:

1. You are of sound mind (compos mentis). Gotta have some legalese of sorts.
2. Whereas the mandatory retirement age may be raised beyond the current age 65 before your 65th birthday.
2. You shall retire on the date of the attainment of your 65th birthday regardless of the increase in the mandatory retirement age.
3. You willfully, and freely place your hand on this document before all witnesses.

Make a list of the Anti LEPFers. Assign a special union task force to keep track of those, avowed, violating their attestations.

That should solve the issue of anti LEPFers… right😂

Remember… just a satire folks.
I would absolutely sign that. Assuming it happened after I turned 55 (the age of 99% of LEPF/EPAS).
If it happens before, I would probably have to work a little past due to lost wages or retire with less. You see, the LEPFers are asking to take the money from those junior to them.
I don’t want to work past 65. I would absolutely sign that and even be willing not to work 1 trip past 65 out of spite if it happens after my 55th birthday.