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Old 01-21-2026 | 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by e6bpilot
“Dude was in great shape, ran marathons. Nobody saw it coming.” is a thing for a reason.
Enjoy life a little. Maybe just don’t enjoy it too much. Bacon is a carcinogen too. They just reclassified it and put it with some of the big ones. Won’t stop me from eating bacon once in a while. I just won’t put it on my cereal anymore.
Yup. As I was wheeled into the OR for a stent the surgeon cackled “thought you could escape your genes, did ya !?” I thought it was hilarious; mainly due to the cocktail of preop pharma coursing through my body. I was quietly pleased by the thought that it wasn’t the drinking and the smoking that got me.
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