Originally Posted by Zard

I’m developing an articulated robot arm that slides down the aisle on a rail. It will chuck cokes and pretzels at passengers and throw fat people out of emergency exits.

If the airlines want it to yell at passengers, that’ll be an added fee for the option.

I still haven’t figured out how to get it to ruin marriages or talk nonstop on 4 am van rides, though. It’s a work in progress.