I'm convinced Strawberry is the same troll as Lnavvnavpath (the fictional Spirit guy who had to "sell his dogs" to bring in money in case he got furloughed from NK). And probably the same as Pipeman, the fictional ex-Special Forces operator, now an airline pilot, who was afraid of airports. The self pitying ridiculous style is the same across all 3 accounts. Why the mods let this continue, I have no idea ..