So mental voodoo and bribes to get the simple job done. I get it, you’re just trying to make it through the day and I know you didn’t pick the team, it was assigned to you.

I say we send some recruiters to women’s colleges in the Philippines and Thailand with our benefits package in one hand and visa applications in the other? Give me a couple months and I’ll be back with thousands. Then we can pull a bold Reagan move and clean house here. Then we bring on first class, business class, and profit sharing. Oh, if I were king…men wouldn’t drive Miatas.