No need. The union has Todd on SpeedDial. Should the feces impact the blades, he will airdrop in and whip up a sweet deal for all involved. Some concessions may be necessary, but you'll have time to make it up. Pilots will be pilots (and fold like a seersucker suit) and the bubbly will flow at Willis (or wherever HQ is these days....Dallas???). The pain will be temporary and NECESSARY! Just think of the motivational posters this will spawn! Hell, I'd do this for free!
