Originally Posted by Turbosina

The other day on guard we heard the following from a Pt. 135 aircraft:

"(Insert FBO name here), (call sign) in range. Need five thousand pounds Jet A positive...and like, uh, a hazmat cleaning team. We have a two year old passenger who pooped all over the cabin. Like everywhere."

And we airline guys think *we* have anything to complain about 😅