Hey ALPA!!! Where you at bro? I’ve been paying dues for years and I’m looking to get a little representation. You see, my airline is going through a tough spot and I’m looking for some REPRESENTATION. See I was under the impression if we paid dues we were part of the club but apparently we’re not. It’s just a big LEGACY negotiating apparatus and everyone else is just a cog in the wheel. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.