Originally Posted by Judge Smails

Yeah, Trump has absolutely proven that presidents can influence the economy almost instantly by imposing illegal blanket tariffs, backing off on tariffs, then changing tariffs along with blatant market manipulation. He's proven himself to be quite the reliable trade partner. What's really impressive is what he can do to the price of oil by threatening to annihilate Iran, then backing off, then threatening again, then backing off....

I'm suddenly craving tacos.